Neil Simon's Rumors
April 3-5, 2025
Dinner Theatre
Jasper Arts Center
951 College Avenue
Written by Neil Simon
At a large, tastefully-appointed Sneden's Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though it's only a flesh wound, Charlie Brock's self-inflicted injury sets off a series of events causing four couples to experience a severe attack of farce.
As their tenth wedding anniversary party commences, Charlie lies bleeding in another room, and his wife Myra is nowhere in sight. The first guests, lawyer Ken Gorman and his wife Chris, scramble to get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.
Audition Information
January 22 & 23
6:30 - 8:30 PM Eastern
Jasper Arts Center
951 College Avenue
Please enter through the Main Lobby entrance.
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Those ages 18 and up are invited to audition.
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Please arrive by 6:30 PM to allow ample time for various groupings for cold readings.
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Auditionees will be asked to do a cold reading from the script and will read for multiple characters and multiple scenes
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Please bring a list of conflicts through April 6.
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You do not need to attend both audition dates but we ask that you attend the entire duration of one day of auditions.
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If you are unavailable for rehearsals for multiple weeks during the production it is unlikely that you will cast. Absences during the last two weeks of rehearsals leading up to tech week are not permitted.
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Rehearsals will be in the evenings, with the possibility of a few weekend daytime rehearsals.
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Rehearsals will begin the first week of February.
Tickets will go on sale on February 1st at 8:00 AM.
Due to the mature nature of the show, tickets are limited to those 18+.
The Venue
Jasper Arts Center
